Everybody leaves.

They always leave. You can’t rely on anyone. You can’t trust them. Hell, you can’t even like them or you’ll get attached.

I’ve got Annabel and that’s it. And that’s all I need.

Did I… Miss something?

phillipvane:

thatzabinigirl:

What, you gotta be old to have a kid!? I take offense to that! Hey, at least I’m getting some. Was getting some. Fuck. Yeah, soul sucking. Gross kissing a girl, huh? I’m guessing you’re gay then? Good for you, then. At least you won’t knock some girl up. I know a really nice guy I could hook you up with. Slapping you? Ouch. Must hurt. But, yes, attention is attention. But with that attitude, you’re gonna end up like that Rita Skeeter lady!

 NO! You don’t have to be old to have a kid. But you started early. I think. Right? She was gross cause she wasn’t what I wanted. But if I ever get another chance- WHAT!? I’m not gay! .. I don’t think I’m gay. I don’t know… Oh MERLIN WHAT IF I’M GAY? I’VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA OR ANYONE ELSES PENIS! … Woops there goes another secret. I have loose lips. -puckers them- Ew Rita. Don’t say that. Don’t. Don’t hurt me so bad. Why would you wound me?

Yeah, I started a little early. I regret nothing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sounds like you’ve got some sexual exploring to do, chico. I think you’ve got it in you to experiment. Find what you like and stick to it. Like dick? Take dick. Like pussy? Take pussy. Like both? Well, then you have no excuse to be alone. Buy yourself one of those muggle magazines full of naked girls. I think they might even have some in Diagon Alley. I’m sure you’ll find something to make your dick twitch. Wound you? /She fake gasps/ Oh, I would never do such a thing.

Did I… Miss something?

phillipvane:

 WAIT WHOA YOU’VE HAD A KID COME OUT OF YOUR-? YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK OLD! .. I mean.. um. So what.. about those.. Harpies..? Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah soul sucking. Yeah I kissed a girl fifth year. Then I almost threw up. She tasted gross. So I don’t do that anymore. People end up slapping me instead… Quite rude. But attention is attention, is it not!?

What, you gotta be old to have a kid!? I take offense to that! Hey, at least I’m getting some. Was getting some. Fuck. Yeah, soul sucking. Gross kissing a girl, huh? I’m guessing you’re gay then? Good for you, then. At least you won’t knock some girl up. I know a really nice guy I could hook you up with. Slapping you? Ouch. Must hurt. But, yes, attention is attention. But with that attitude, you’re gonna end up like that Rita Skeeter lady!